Why I’m Getting Fat This Halloween

I found this infographic to be painfully true.

Case-in-point:

  • Wife bought two packages of KitKats two weeks ago for trick-or-treaters.
  • Wife hid them.
  • After much searching, I found them.
  • I said, “I’ll only have one or two… or eight.”
  • KitKats gone within three days.
  • Little neighborhood children silently weep into their pirate and princess costumes.

I have a sweet tooth. So sue me. Check it:

2 comments
Ben Reed
Ben Reed

I've got a 2 year old son, so I can use the excuse, "We're not letting him eat all this candy...he doesn't need it." Children are a great excuse to eat more candy.

Justin Wise
Justin Wise

Blame it on the kids, man. Blame it on the kids.... I WILL!

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