Why I’m Getting Fat This Halloween

I found this infographic to be painfully true.


  • Wife bought two packages of KitKats two weeks ago for trick-or-treaters.
  • Wife hid them.
  • After much searching, I found them.
  • I said, “I’ll only have one or two… or eight.”
  • KitKats gone within three days.
  • Little neighborhood children silently weep into their pirate and princess costumes.

I have a sweet tooth. So sue me. Check it: