I found this infographic to be painfully true.
Case-in-point:
- Wife bought two packages of KitKats two weeks ago for trick-or-treaters.
- Wife hid them.
- After much searching, I found them.
- I said, “I’ll only have one or two… or eight.”
- KitKats gone within three days.
- Little neighborhood children silently weep into their pirate and princess costumes.
I have a sweet tooth. So sue me. Check it:
[...] sister-in-law brought him over so Ben and I could see him in his costume and so he, aka my brother (candy addiction runs in the family,) could get some Halloween [...]